hide your gum!

today i had a piece of gum. i looked at it. after sarcastically thinking "wow this is interesting", i thought "wow this is interesting!" why was it interesting? because it looked like any other eraser. so, for those gum addicts in the world, buy blocks of gum that look like erasers!!! unwrap them and boldly put it on your table! when someone asks just say "its only my eraser"