Monday, January 26, 2009

MOVED

I HAVE NOW MOVED ON TO WORDPRESS. ACCORDING TO MY FRIEND, IT IS MORE HIP, I AM HIP SO NATURALLY I GO TO HIP PLACE. BYEBYE



we have moved here

Sunday, January 25, 2009

the origin of dust

dust came into being when mankind came out of the forests and begun to build their own shelters. these shelters were so weather-proof that weather couldnt get in (duh). This weather-proofiness set the conditions for a creature to come into being and start spreading itself onto everything, onto beds, unused books, shelves, coffee tables, and skeletons. there now was no weather to erode this creature away, and so on.....

Monday, January 12, 2009

definitions (audible nonsense)

i've taken a shower and finally decided that this be the definition of audible nonsense:

it is simply this:

in a moment:

audible nonsense is a dialogue. it can come from either one party or both parties of the dialogue. this dialogue is highly illogical, but the majority of people think that it makes perfect sense.

an example of one-sided adible nonsense:

A: so why did u do X?
B: because of Y
A: so u did X because of Y?
B: I did X because of Y
A: so its because of Y
B: Yes

from this you can see that B follows a highly illogical string of phrases. He confirms A's question in an extremely roundabout way, basically repeating what he said. All B had to do was say a simple "Yes" to get things clear. more on audible nonsense in the future

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

my own permutation of words

these two sets of phrases can only be used by me as titles and names etc. unless u credit me

"Audible Nonsense"

"Visible Nonsense"

Saturday, November 29, 2008

windows vista

here is proof that bill gates is either alien or robot.

I Was looking at specs for my laptop so i was at the device manager list thingy and there was a category called human interface devices. i rest my case

Thursday, October 30, 2008

new meme

new meme: app crap.

haha! zabang!!!

its drudgery that all seniors must go through.

can be applied to job apps and grad school apps and other tpyes of apps. as long as they make you feel like crap.

Friday, October 24, 2008

past weirdness

Ok so i analyzed humpty dumpty and found out that it was the most basic structure of many literary works: 1.humpty dumpty sat on a wall 2.humpty dumpty had a great fall 3.all the king's horses and all the kings men..........

so this poem mainly deals with the fall of humpty dumpty and the screwed-upness of his state after the fall. theres only one verse (1) that indicates that hes up there from the start. nothing about how he got up in the first place.

Lets take a look at "The Heart of Darkness", Kurtz fell, he hella fell, and the state of that falling was all this savagery and wildness that he's surrounding himself with. Does the book deal with how Kurtz ever came to power? Nope. Just how he fell morally and all that after getting up to that power.

"Antigone". Creon is king, one exception: there is a brief note of how he became king but its not in the play. Creon fell. He had hubris, he defied the gods, he was sad in the end, totally fell.

Its as if humans are obsessed with the falling rather than the climbing, which is counter intuitive, because i thout life was all about getting to a goal rather than reaching it and falling.

thats about it.