ways to sell a cow

if (if and only if) everyone becomes vegetarians, what would happen to all those meat companies that put so much money into cows? i have a solution, find other uses for a cow! a cow can do many wonderful things!

1. never buy a lawn mower again
2. great warm packs (nothing says insulation like fresh frost-covered manure)
3. canned cud: prechewed food for the elderly.
4. annoy your neighbor: seriously, cows moo so much that u wouldnt really wanna be a vegetarian

long time no post.......

well i havent posted in a long time, why? because i keep on forgetting it. plus, no one is interested.

ok what u think about this: a puzzle spanning the entire internet, ppl pay to play and the first to solve it gets a prize bought by the money

hide your gum!

today i had a piece of gum. i looked at it. after sarcastically thinking "wow this is interesting", i thought "wow this is interesting!" why was it interesting? because it looked like any other eraser. so, for those gum addicts in the world, buy blocks of gum that look like erasers!!! unwrap them and boldly put it on your table! when someone asks just say "its only my eraser"

the universe is a water baloon

well iono how i got this idea, maybe it was the sudden rush of natural high or sumthin but here it is: the universe is a water balloon. i bet u never thought of that before except when you first read the title. how is it a water balloon? well, lets say we are inside the balloon. the water is dark matter. the specks of rust are planets and stars. the dissolved chlorine is vacuum or maybe dust flying around. black holes are the holes in the water balloon and the water is leaking out.cool!

first post!!! iono!!!!

I'm new to this, the reason why i did this was because I wanted a place to put my relatively crazy ideas in a place where I could see them again. I hope this is'nt already a boring blog. At least, as my teacher would say, it doesnt have stuff like "oh, i had a crappy day today, i love god" and comments with "oh cool". I don't know what to type now......