parody of a teacher

i have an engrish lit ap teacher whose so analytical on this book, saying that everything was done with purpose and that it leads to this and that. I will attempt to copy him by analyzing one word at a time.

hello

what is hello? what is it's representation in the mindset of humanity? the answer is this: hello is an arbitrary salutation that we all feel obliged to do whenver we meet a person for the sake of preserving our so called cultured culture. 

this culture that we talk about. its parameters are something set out by group decision. the populace determines whether or not something is acceptable or not. it also chooses what is cool, not cool, taboo, etc.

The sea in all its gloomy subtlety immediately whipped into a frenzy on malign might and wrath. Immediately engulfing the helpless vessel and its crew and plunging them into a world lacking of invogorating warmth, relative safety, and nourishing air.

look at how this sentence is structured. the gloom! it symbolizes the sadness of the sea. I definitely indicates that the sailors were doing something bad to it. and the action of washing over the vessel was like the narrative voice of the ocean pronouncing itself.

of course its hard to portray it without you seeing how high powered i talk.