Weas' Asylum

MOVED

2009-01-26T23:11:00.000-08:00

I ＨＡＶＥ　ＮＯＷ MOVED ON TO WORDPRESS. ACCORDING TO MY FRIEND, IT IS MORE HIP, I AM HIP SO NATURALLY I GO TO HIP PLACE. BYEBYE

we have moved here

the origin of dust

2009-01-25T13:48:00.000-08:00

dust came into being when mankind came out of the forests and begun to build their own shelters. these shelters were so weather-proof that weather couldnt get in (duh). This weather-proofiness set the conditions for a creature to come into being and start spreading itself onto everything, onto beds, unused books, shelves, coffee tables, and skeletons. there now was no weather to erode this creature away, and so on.....

definitions (audible nonsense)

2009-01-12T19:52:00.000-08:00

i've taken a shower and finally decided that this be the definition of audible nonsense:

it is simply this:

in a moment:

audible nonsense is a dialogue. it can come from either one party or both parties of the dialogue. this dialogue is highly illogical, but the majority of people think that it makes perfect sense.

an example of one-sided adible nonsense:

A: so why did u do X?
B: because of Y
A: so u did X because of Y?
B: I did X because of Y
A: so its because of Y
B: Yes

from this you can see that B follows a highly illogical string of phrases. He confirms A's question in an extremely roundabout way, basically repeating what he said. All B had to do was say a simple "Yes" to get things clear. more on audible nonsense in the future

my own permutation of words

2008-12-16T21:01:00.000-08:00

these two sets of phrases can only be used by me as titles and names etc. unless u credit me

"Audible Nonsense"

"Visible Nonsense"

windows vista

2008-11-29T17:42:00.000-08:00

here is proof that bill gates is either alien or robot.

I Was looking at specs for my laptop so i was at the device manager list thingy and there was a category called human interface devices. i rest my case

new meme

2008-10-30T20:03:00.000-07:00

new meme: app crap.

haha! zabang!!!

its drudgery that all seniors must go through.

can be applied to job apps and grad school apps and other tpyes of apps. as long as they make you feel like crap.

past weirdness

2008-10-24T18:10:00.000-07:00

Ok so i analyzed humpty dumpty and found out that it was the most basic structure of many literary works: 1.humpty dumpty sat on a wall 2.humpty dumpty had a great fall 3.all the king's horses and all the kings men..........

so this poem mainly deals with the fall of humpty dumpty and the screwed-upness of his state after the fall. theres only one verse (1) that indicates that hes up there from the start. nothing about how he got up in the first place.

Lets take a look at "The Heart of Darkness", Kurtz fell, he hella fell, and the state of that falling was all this savagery and wildness that he's surrounding himself with. Does the book deal with how Kurtz ever came to power? Nope. Just how he fell morally and all that after getting up to that power.

"Antigone". Creon is king, one exception: there is a brief note of how he became king but its not in the play. Creon fell. He had hubris, he defied the gods, he was sad in the end, totally fell.

Its as if humans are obsessed with the falling rather than the climbing, which is counter intuitive, because i thout life was all about getting to a goal rather than reaching it and falling.

thats about it.

making siggies

2008-10-24T18:06:00.000-07:00

In order to have more money for my yearbook club, I am now making forum signatures for 59 cents each. Tell me what you want in it. Optional: tell me pixel dimensions and density (pixels/inch)

Pay me through whattever u think i should be paid with. should i use paypal?

email me through sunwes@gmail.com

parody of a teacher

2008-09-13T22:50:00.000-07:00

i have an engrish lit ap teacher whose so analytical on this book, saying that everything was done with purpose and that it leads to this and that. I will attempt to copy him by analyzing one word at a time.

hello

what is hello? what is it's representation in the mindset of humanity? the answer is this: hello is an arbitrary salutation that we all feel obliged to do whenver we meet a person for the sake of preserving our so called cultured culture.

this culture that we talk about. its parameters are something set out by group decision. the populace determines whether or not something is acceptable or not. it also chooses what is cool, not cool, taboo, etc.

The sea in all its gloomy subtlety immediately whipped into a frenzy on malign might and wrath. Immediately engulfing the helpless vessel and its crew and plunging them into a world lacking of invogorating warmth, relative safety, and nourishing air.

look at how this sentence is structured. the gloom! it symbolizes the sadness of the sea. I definitely indicates that the sailors were doing something bad to it. and the action of washing over the vessel was like the narrative voice of the ocean pronouncing itself.

of course its hard to portray it without you seeing how high powered i talk.

nerd stuff

2008-09-03T21:07:00.000-07:00

"The Other Boleyn Girl" right?
how about "The Other Boolean Girl"? boom!

2008-08-14T20:33:00.000-07:00

whats so fun about olympics? u hear music from movies and go like "ooh thats hella coool!"
i was watching women's beach volleyball and they used a song that was used in survive style 5+
so i was like "ooh thats hella coool!"

weird day

2008-08-10T21:37:00.000-07:00

i haw a friend on msn whose current name is drug store romeos. for some reason i thought that by adding an r i could make "romero" so i joked about it and i thought that was a car. my friend played along for a long time until i realized theres no such car as a romero! weird! they ought to make one called that!

thought for day

2008-08-10T21:15:00.000-07:00

u know how ppl say a wide repository of etc.?
well how bout a wide suppository of etc.?
hmm kindda nasty

new thoughts

2008-08-09T23:28:00.001-07:00

ideas for my novel thingy

a quote: "so coincidental that it's intimate"

screwed up probabilities: In an alternate universe, chances of getting heads is .49999999999999999999999; chances of getting land on side is .0000000000000000000001; chances of getting head is .3; what happened to that .2? .2 of the time aliens always come and vaporize ur coin.

a time machine thats made possible because of quartz timekeepers(which are some type of crystal monster thingies)

more soon.....

New movie.............hooray (lackluster hooray)

2008-02-04T20:34:00.000-08:00

well it seems jay chou has yet come out with another movie. let's see how many that is so far.....
initial D; Curse of Golden Flower; Secret; i might be missing some other one.
and now there's Kung Fu Dunk (gong fu guan lan), it's based on the manga Slam Dunk.
It's about basketball.

I dont like the smell of this, not at all. But i said that for all of his movies. First thing, Jay Chou is really emo, he probably has eating disorders, and most likely has thoughts of wrist slitting. Most of his songs are about love and breaking apart and the huge sorrow from it. Initial D and Secret had a girl he liked that went away and hes all emo because of it. EMO!!!!!!

In retrospect, i wrote this in irrational fury, i think i might be a snob.

How or is this related to my crazy ideas? only Buddha would know.

Next up: Jay Chou starring in the chinese version of 8-mile, his life as an aspiring musical artist!

phony monks

2008-01-31T20:16:00.000-08:00

well, my buddhism teacher just showed us a person who pretends to be a bikshu (celibate monk) by using the Shih title. he has a wife. im a little ticked of at this notion of fake monks, though i've known about them for a while, and i'm determined to do something about it.

i was thinking about a satire blog of some phony monk who has a wife and a lot of material wealth. the fakeness of him will be extremely dramatized but theres one catch, i dont know if this is bad karma or not. i know it's bad karma for posing as monk or causing people to disbelieve buddhism (but i will emphasize how fake it is) but is it bad karma to make fun of people who are fake monks?
please tell me if i got any of that Shih notion wrong. here is the site that leads to a vast network of other related sites (one of the monks studied at gold mountain!)http://www.dragonflower.org/. the one that my teacher pointed out was Ven. Shih Yin Fa http://www.buddhistchannel.tv/index.php?id=62,5724,0,0,1,0

he is the person whom i am doubtful about, please dont be prejudiced from my opinions. their teacher can be considered as on the traditional path (he wears traditional japanese buddhist clothing and doesnt have the title that asserts his celibacy) but the disciples wear the chinese robes of a celibate monk. some of them may as be celibate and therefore real monks.

ways to sell a cow

2007-12-28T22:04:00.000-08:00

if (if and only if) everyone becomes vegetarians, what would happen to all those meat companies that put so much money into cows? i have a solution, find other uses for a cow! a cow can do many wonderful things!

1. never buy a lawn mower again
2. great warm packs (nothing says insulation like fresh frost-covered manure)
3. canned cud: prechewed food for the elderly.
4. annoy your neighbor: seriously, cows moo so much that u wouldnt really wanna be a vegetarian

long time no post.......

2007-12-26T22:09:00.001-08:00

well i havent posted in a long time, why? because i keep on forgetting it. plus, no one is interested.

ok what u think about this: a puzzle spanning the entire internet, ppl pay to play and the first to solve it gets a prize bought by the money

hide your gum!

2007-10-22T20:00:00.000-07:00

today i had a piece of gum. i looked at it. after sarcastically thinking "wow this is interesting", i thought "wow this is interesting!" why was it interesting? because it looked like any other eraser. so, for those gum addicts in the world, buy blocks of gum that look like erasers!!! unwrap them and boldly put it on your table! when someone asks just say "its only my eraser"

the universe is a water baloon

2007-10-18T20:25:00.000-07:00

well iono how i got this idea, maybe it was the sudden rush of natural high or sumthin but here it is: the universe is a water balloon. i bet u never thought of that before except when you first read the title. how is it a water balloon? well, lets say we are inside the balloon. the water is dark matter. the specks of rust are planets and stars. the dissolved chlorine is vacuum or maybe dust flying around. black holes are the holes in the water balloon and the water is leaking out.cool!

first post!!! iono!!!!

2007-10-10T21:29:00.000-07:00

I'm new to this, the reason why i did this was because I wanted a place to put my relatively crazy ideas in a place where I could see them again. I hope this is'nt already a boring blog. At least, as my teacher would say, it doesnt have stuff like "oh, i had a crappy day today, i love god" and comments with "oh cool". I don't know what to type now......